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This site has laid dormant for too long. NFL Football has laid dormant for too long. Ever since drafting a month ago, I have been salivating over the thought of a Sunday afternoon with the charming voice of Andrew Siciliano abruptly being dwarfed in the shouts of “THROW IT TO SANU” or “FOR FUCKS SAKE (insert first round draft pick here).” No longer. Tomorrow is the night we get just a brief taste of magic. Just enough to tide us over to Sunday, where dreams come true. I’ve never been to Disneyland, but I would assume that it’s pretty damn close to a couch in Manhattan, Kansas on a Sunday afternoon- grunts, sweaty hands, and all.
I’ve been debating on what I should be posting on this site. I want to still do a recap of some sort, but that does take a lot of time and I run out of good jokes and puns quickly. Do not be worried, I will be posting weekly recaps, albeit less frequently. I think I will start doing more stat based post in order to give my brain a rest once in a while. One of which is the……..
GAMES OF THE WEEK – Week One
Prime Time: Trey (Kupp My Balls) (0-0) VS Kevin (Tucker Right in the Pussy) (0-0) – The defending league champ takes on a middle of the pack finisher last year. Both teams need to start the year out on the right foot, though it looks like Kevin might to dust off his walking boot from a few months ago as NFL is projecting Trey to score about 25 more points than him. We will see if Trey will be able to live up to the hype however. We all know how bad he is at getting people out of his house, let’s see how good he is at getting people to the house and scoring some touchdowns.
Don’t Even Bother: Ben (YeahIAm) (0-0) VS JB (Ben likes fire escapes) (0-0) – I am honestly astonished that these two are paired up together in the first week. What an atrocious year for the two of them last year. Downright embarrassing. I’m just glad that one of them will be getting at least one win this year. We will see if Samway still comes up short this week as usual. Might be a tall task for him. Maybe just a bit out of his reach. Having some growing pains last season. Got the short end of the stick. You guys know what I’m getting at.
Hon. Mention: Ned (Jace Nedbalek) (0-0) VS Kramer (Jew Jew and Friends) (0-0) – This game really isn’t very special at all, especially not at the beginning of the season. I just thought it was really funny that Jace’s team name is literally his full name. Surprised the guy didn’t leave his social security number in there as well.
Well boys, that wraps it up. Don’t expect this much effort into these post throughout the season- at least not every week. Best of luck to each and every one of you this season. Thanks for letting me nerd out and letting me poke fun at you as well. ❤️
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